- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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