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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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