So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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XD Jackass.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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