In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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I was watching Fox news.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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