What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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