- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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