Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's worse than this That :(

Caolan and Eamon

Justin Bieber.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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