- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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