a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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