- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A French man gets into a fight

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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