- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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