- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Click here to end the world.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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