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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

roses are red violets should be purple

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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