what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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