Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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