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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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