- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

fish fishy caoimhin

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

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