If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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