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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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