What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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