- Anti Joke

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka