- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Caolan and Eamon

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Justin Bieber.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What's worse than this That :(

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??