What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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GOODBYE

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