- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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