What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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