What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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