What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

the midget went to the midget store

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's 9 + 10 19

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

This is an anti- joke

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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