- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

womens rights.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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