- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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