How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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My wife made me a sandwich

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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karn chevalier

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Men

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