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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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