Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Tony Romo

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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