- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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