Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Hail Hitler

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

what are you mike bibby?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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