Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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