- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

I have an idea! You leave.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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