What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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i like it in the mouth

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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