- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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