when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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