- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

I'm so punny.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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