Knock knock come in.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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