yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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