- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Pickles

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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