- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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