- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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