What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

thumb_up thumb_down -12

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

thumb_up thumb_down -84

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

thumb_up thumb_down -114

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

thumb_up thumb_down -120

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

thumb_up thumb_down -124

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

thumb_up thumb_down +99

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops