- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Like my status for a tbh?

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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