knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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My life

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Poop.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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who farted i did :]

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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