Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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