"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Obama

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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