What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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guess what?

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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