what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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