Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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My nipple is bleeding

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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69.... is a number

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Poop.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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my names jim haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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