What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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The white guy did it!

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