- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Gay rights

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Two Jews walk in a bar...

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

What did the snake say to the rat?

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

hi im paul!

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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