- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Womens Basketball.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

A horse walked into a barn...

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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