- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Roses are red Violets are blue

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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