- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

I like your hair

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Where to, sir? Forward.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

I Love Hitler.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Laura Pratz..

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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