A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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black

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Poop.

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