What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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girls basketball

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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