You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Penis.

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Your mom.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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