a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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