What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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P0P T4Rt

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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