How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Gay rights

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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ASSCHEEKS

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Poop.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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