How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Racial equality.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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