- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

A van drives into a car.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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