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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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