What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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a man was shot.... he died

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Anti Joke

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