whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Face Hunter is scum

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

The EPA.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Detroit has a low crime rate

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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