- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

whats my name? Matt

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Pickles

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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