what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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