why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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