Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

how man

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

what kind of dog can tiptoe

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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