Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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