- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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